This morning I got a BNP campaign thing through the door. Luckily for them I was in bed.
But just now, I was eating cereal and another one came through my front door. So I picked it up, went outside and went up to the 40-year-old-ish woman who posted it through my door and put it back in her…
the photo of his half downed up face says it up all. That’s the body’s reaction to racism, his heart is turning black (is that ironic or a really really bad joke?) and eating away at his innards so he’s collapsing from the inside. He’s clearly a gimp that hates life no matter what the outcome and is so he’s trying desperately to pin his hates and fears on something. Unfortunately for the rest of us he probably got beaten at everything he ever did by a kid at school that was from another country.
It’s so good when something you have been staying up all night working on is finally finished, but also kinda disappointing that your main interest and concern for the month is over with… Which is why I’m dragging it out longer than I should and making a bunch of ‘trailers’ up until the boys decide it’s time for the real video to drop.
There’s some minor changes to be made, which means major time waiting for our shit computers to actually allow us to look at it, but so far all the feedback we’ve had has been really good.
So anyone that can see this hunk of topic-less, rant-free, subject-void, interest-lacking, image-clear, and pointless-ness text, the next posts will hopefully be a series of video promos which is the reason I made this blog for in the first place.
oh yeah, here’s all the deals you need these days for our “production company”…
I seriously considered doing something like this when I was in uni, for about 14 seconds until I realised I was shit, I couldn’t be bothered, it had been done as it was right in front of me, I hate the thought of making website and what the fuck, where would I begin? Who even suggested that idea? An idiot.
These guys came into the store and were making such a big fuss about they were AMERICORNS in a BAND on TOUR in YUROPE, and trying on every freaking item of clothing, until 1 of us was going to ask how come they were in the UK? Like we didn’t know.
So eventually Nathan goes up to one of them and is like what’s the deal bro? Playing tonight? He bursts into self promotion and is kind enough to scale down the genre of his music right down to something as specific as “somewhere between Jimmy Eat World and 30 Seconds To Mars”, which they don’t actually sound like.
Me and Chris went on his mental walking internet moveable information enquiring device and found their myspace.. This is what we derived from it:
Miaka - He’s the illusive and mysterious singer with a troubled past. We badly want to know who hurt him and what is the meaning behind some of his super deep lyrics, but we will probably never know.
Chris - He’s the super cute heart throb. I am so glad I got the chance to watch him try on clothes. All the girls totally slip over their fannies for him and he’s got a bit of a bad boy attitude. Omgz he is hot. And he wears a parka in 8 million degrees Californian weather which is just literally HOT.
Jay - He’s so crazy!!! This guy will do anything! He once ate an entire pizza in one go and then washed in down by drinking almost half a pint in one go - Just because someone dared him that he couldn’t! He does that skateboardering and he’s got some mental bike that is smaller than my mountain bike so some ballistic reason, but he looks good on it! He wacky and he doesn’t care who knows it, pulling mental faces and doing silly dances at all the shows. I can’t get over this guy, he cracks me, but he better be careful because the lifestyle he lives is so on the edge it’s dangerous.
Christian - He can fuck off. What a bell end. He’s only in the band to play all the instruments in recording and write all the songs, that’s IT! He knows nothing about pigeon hole personality or creating an image about himself. Jesus, I hate that guy. Who does he think he is? He probably tunes his guitar before even heating up his straighteners, or even worse doesn’t have any! HAH! Don’t make me laugh you joke of a prick.
I am so gutted that I couldn’t go to their show but I’ll be keeping my eye out at work from now on, hoping they return and I can just observe their fashion.
AVP: Shitagain (some rant written in a rage a year ago)
(This is me going on, I don’t know who to, about the Alien Vs Predator: Requiem movie)
It’s shit!! AGAIN!!! It’s not a hard story really is it. Most the work is done for you in the title. How are they managing to fuck up these films?? This one even flat out lifts scenes from the other films and still can’t get it right. It’s simple… 1. Hire ACTORS not MODELS…especially not fag prick dick shits that wanna be shia la fucking bouf. and make sure their all over the age of 30, didnt u see Freddy vs Jason?? 2. Stop fucking with the designs! Worked pretty well in the first films didn’t they? and its not urs to fuck with!! That’s like someone making a copy of the Mona Lisa or something and being “like I always thought shed look better with her chebs out, no one remembers the original anyway??” 3. Stop it with this strong female lead thing. I don’t care who the main person is, we all know who I reckon the main character is, but having a female lead only worked in Alien because it was a surprise and she can ACT! Plus she was shitting herself she weren’t like “this is pussy shit just gimme a knife.” This is seriously the movie equivalent of jumping out a wardrobe and making someone shit themselves (Alien) then standing there, staring them in the face and saying “boo?” (Alien vs Predator)….that didn’t work so you make a scary face (Alien vs Predator 2) 4. ….plot? Fuck off mate have you read the title? You and I both know what I’m here to see. Get on with it. Ok, so you gotta have humans cus it’s more fun watching them die horrifically, but I hate these like character building scenes that do nothing but slow the film down. its literally like mega alien battle shit blowing up, blood everywhere, blades to the face, laser to the balls, tits out….and now cut to some kid delivering pizza for half an hour, so that later, when u see his head pulled off his neck, u really really care cus u know somewhere there’s some cold pizza? I know more about the characters in Alien and Predator then I do about anyone in either AVP movies and they did it naturally, along the way, without pissing us off. Watch either of them and pick out the “boring” scenes. Then watch AVP and pick out the filler. You’ll have a hard time then a fucking easy 1. 5. DONT TRY AND BE FUNNY. CUS YOUR NOT. YOUR A DICK. 6. Stop having “there’s definatly gunna be another film” endings! Just wrap it up? Oh right you have no idea how to write a conclusion…you just have to keep going writing a pretty shit action scene followed by some ridiculous dialogue. Cheers. 7. I know its menna b like they’re the ultimate alien death machine or whatever…but do the humans, especially the army guys, have to be so pathetic? Predator, and Aliens, all the characters pretty much were like marines or whatever and they shot the heck into everything they saw, they died in the end but you know they at least pulled the trigger and aimed. These guys…fucking ell…I dunno how they made it past day 1 boot camp, their all a bunch of private piles, suckin their thumbs and whining that their getting a bit of acid in their mouth. 8. GET to the fucking chopper. 9. Stop using rain or snow or any weather to cover up how shit you’ve made your alien suits look 10. ….hmmm….10…gotta have 10…..the fact that ME, someone that just needs to see some shitty model in a shop of a predator for a quid and buy it, even I’m not satisfied by the film. And I’m sure there’s plenty of people just like me. Maybe not “plenty”
The reason this pisses me off so much apart from being an absolute Predator FAG, is that the only reason these films were made was cus a certain group of people known as fans go absolutely balls to the wall with them, they’re the reason they got made…so shouldn’t they be made for them?? And I think being a fan means you LIKED the original?? It’s like, I don’t giva shit about Star Wars but I still reckon its wack that he fucked with em…and they’re his own work!! This shit is getting made by….who??? Its not like someone goes “Oi I reckon them Alien and Predator films r SHIT but if you put them both in a film…now u got me.” Or they’re like “Alien? Predator? Never heard of em mate. Alien VERSUS Predator?? I’m there!!!”
Their running this franchise into the ground!! I think if I was gunna make this…id probably get an alien, then…..hmm..maybe a predator? I’d check the title just to be sure. and then…well…probably have em versus each other? and the rest writes itself!! Seriously like u can image how the films gunna go b4 u see it, its fucking simple. Its’ like all these wack generic bands, write 1 riff and the rest builds itself typically around it. That’s what u want from AVP - something typical!! If I saw AVP and it had Denzel Washington interviewing a predator who he’s taking to court for fraud and the alien is his lawyer….that would be a little bit worse.
Here’s the entire story of AVP2 summed up:
That alien that came out the predator thing fucked the shit right up, spaceship crashes on earth (which btw was caused by a predator shooting a hole out the side the bloody idiot. That laser thing you gots powerful, I wouldn’t go using it indoors - which he does, a lot) so another predator comes along to clean up the mess, cus apparently he’s well bothered? He was actually sitting there waiting for something like this to happen. He don’t live on earth, pretty sure he don’t give a toss about humans so…errr…leave em to it? It’s just 1 alien thing its not gunna take over the WHOLE world! We don’t need your help sonny jim, stay home chill out for a minute why don’t u? Always killing shit! So anyway…he comes down here and then runs around pouring this blue shit on all the alien remains he can find like some massive cleaning lady from outer space!! Not so ard anymore.
In the mean time them face rapers have been going a bit mental, face fucking everything they can find and making alien babies everywhere. And oh yeah, predator, along the same lines of being a cleaner and discreet and that, shoots the hell into some power plant, trying to kill 1 measly alien and cuts out the power for the whole town. He’s a retard. So theses few pricks, that we’ve had to watch go about their lives for the past hour, get some guns and reckon their gunna make it out the town alive. Run about a bit. Shoot aliens. Die. Then the army comes along and is like “i ain’t getting involved in this dying shit, nuke the place i reckon.” So they do. They nuke a town in North America. And reckon there’s gunna be no repercussions. I dunno if they actually looked at the results of tests they did, but even I know from watching 24, u cant just nuke a country, especially your own and reckon its gunna be fine. I think there’s this radioactive stuff that comes out. So anyway the nuke wipes everything out, aliens, the predator and the alien predator thing….so there was no point in coming down to earth you predator dipshit. And now you’re dead. Good job. THE FUCKING END Oh yeah apart from a quick like we found this weapon…its alien. Hmm. Start writing new script now!!
Oh btw, this is definatly me letting the inner geek fag show through. Badly. Even I didn’t think I was gunna bang on this much.
Not on about constipation… I mean I have not put anything on this deal for ages so now I’m going to go a bit tumblr mental. Or ‘tuhmbluh mernul’ as people reckon I say.
Right first off I have a well stiff denim jacket that I need to do something about, and all answer on the net seem to be pure bullshit, so I reckon trying them all at once should work, so later I’m gunna wash it with my shoes, a shit ton of salt, and then freeze it afterwards. Bewsh. Softened and probably ruined jacket.
I have been thinking about the Manufacturing Deceit movie I watched the other day about Noam Chomsky (Go here: http://www.chomsky.info/) and have decided for like the 15th time that he is THE MAN and I want a tshirt with his face on. I’m gunna start making that later. Probably.
Speaking of Tshirts, I have way too many, so I am noooot allloooowwweeed to buy any clothing until some of the clothes I have have literally faded away to nothing, or been ripped to some useless shreds which is much more likely to happen quicker.
I have totally forgotten and been neglecting BattleTurf recently, there will be a website coming soon (www.battleturf.co.uk) which I’ll probably be battering about her every 5 seconds. I need to get right back on with the radio, actually planning it out, but been so busy with various videos and shit job. In the mean time, before we completely lose all hope of being allowed back on to natter about vaginas, go and check out some of the more properer shows at www.newportcityradio.org
There are new Alien and Predator films coming out sooner or later, both of which I am obviously well excited because those 2 (and terminator) pretty much took up my entire childhood and I get seriously nerd ridden over them. Predators (Predator 3) actually looks good, like it could cover up the hundreds of mistakes made in the AVP movies (I’m going to put up some shizer review I wrote for no reason and is way too long) and basically as long as it lives up to it’s title, and has Predators in it, I’ll be happy. As for Alien 5, it’s going to be a prequel, as they’ve been banging on about for years, so I presume that going to go into the whole ‘space jockey’ deal which fans (not including me) seem to be so interested about, like it had some massive story behind it that will reveal the origin of the aliens. Who cares, they are aliens, they probably you know like evolved and that. It’s like wondering where ants came from. If you have no idea what I’m on about, you know the bit where they first go into the crashed shit in Alien, before they get to the eggs, they see some massive alien skeleton dude in a chair with his chest burst open? Obviously just a hint at the horror that’s coming up and something to keep you intrigued about this alien planet. Well anyway a lot of Internet People have gone mental about that, banging on and on about who that alien dude is. So I presume the makers of this prequel are going to HAVE to mention him otherwise a ton of fanboys will see the film as pointless. Oh yeah, and Ridley Scott is going to direct it. That some quality guarantee right there. Either that or he’s got old and shit.